Tory MP Prepares “And You Thought You Had No Money Left!” Note to Incoming Labour Government
“Labour left a mere £811 billion national debt. We’ve racked up £2.6 trillion! Get in!”
White Anti-Racists Demand All Black & BAME Tories Are Fired
“They’re the wrong kind of black people!”
20mph Speed Limit In Chaos After Wales Sells Out Of Souped-Up 30mph
Dyfed Jones: “You don’t have to be registered, can’t get nicked and can drink-drive”
Study Shows Shoplifting Now More Profitable Than Working
“Why get up in the morning when you can take stuff with no consequences and sell it on ebay?”
Study Shows 90% Of Anti-Racists Are White And Live In Areas Where 90% Of People Are White
Cotswolds-based campaigner: “I’ve got some black friends. On Twitter”
BBC Refuses To Call Jimmy Saville A Paedophile
We have to remain neutral!
Sadiq Khan To Star As Scrooge In Labour’s Xmas Panto: Promises To Tax Even Tiny Tim’s Pocket Money
“His bah-humbug attitude to pensioners and motorists made him a shoo-in for the role”
90% Of Public Supports House Of Parliament Being Used To House Asylum Seekers
Voters in provinces boom: “Why not send them all back to Westminster?!”
Labour MPs Who Demanded Lockdowns That Destroyed the Economy Angry There’s No Money Left To Bribe Voters
Labour MPs who fervently championed lockdowns as the solution to the pandemic are now reportedly...
Nigel Farage Voted Tories’ Most-Wanted Leader, Despite Not Being A Tory
A recent poll has revealed that Nigel Farage has been voted the Conservatives' most-wanted leader,...
