Free “Trump-Style Mugshot” With Every ULEZ Ticket
Sadiq Khan bribes conservatives with “selfie sweetener.”
Channel Dinghies Praised By Labour As Example Of “Low-Carbon, High Density Commuting”
“65 passengers, one small outboard motor? It’s the future!”
Heathrow’s Third Runway “Due To Get Planning Permission Some Time Before World Ends”
Dept of Transport: “We can’t be any more specific at this stage.”
Revealed: RSPB Staff Made Up Entirely Of Great Tits
Leaked memo: “Being a Tory-hating Tit is essential for all staff members.”
New COVID Variant Named “Trump6/1/21” To Terrify Liberals Into Getting Boosters
Scientist: “TBH we just thought of the scariest name possible.”
ULEZ Blade Runners Voted TIME People Of The Year
“London’s camera vandals praised as “Robin Hoods for the 21st Century.”
Disney Remake Of “300” In Jeopardy As Scientists Reveal There’s No Way To Make It Any Gayer
A Disney spokesthem said: “we can maybe make them all black women instead?”
Democrats Announce Plans To Improve Democracy By Only Letting Them Vote For One Candidate Chosen By Them
Democrats have unveiled their groundbreaking plan to improve the electoral process. Their...
Lee Anderson Angers Leftists After Saying People Should “Make Their Own Beds”
Guardian reader Jolyon Ponsonby says: “beds being made is a human right and must be supplied by the taxpayer. Asking people to make their own beds is exactly like the Nazis!”
Rift Appears In Labour Party As Keir Disagrees With Rayner Over Whether To Copy All Tory Policies Or Just Most Of Them
A rift has emerged within the Labour Party as Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner lock horns over the...