Brave Liberal Stuns X by Declaring “St George Was a Turkish Immigrant”
“And fish and chips were Portuguese. Somebody had to be the first to say it!”
BBC: Israel to be renamed “Openly Jewish Israel”
“It’s time to end the confusion: Israel is, in fact, openly Jewish”
“Only Seven Days to Save the NHS!” Says Health Czar Who Said Exactly the Same Thing Last Week
“Same time next week, when the NHS doesn’t close down?”
BBC: Saying ‘I’m Not Racist!’ Now Classed as Racist
Denial of racism deemed “a classic red flag” in landmark tribunal
Non-binary Patient Who Demanded a Free Penis Has It Fitted to His Forehead
Surgeon: “It just felt like the right thing to do”
Dancing the Macarena Added to Police Induction Training
“Ability to communicate with LGBTQ+ community vastly improved via the medium of dance”
Adam & Steve to Replace Adam & Eve in Updated “Gay Bible”
Three Wise Men’s gifts to include scatter cushions, moisturiser & scented candles
Sadiq Khan to Install Pollution Sensors on Every London Child
Minors to “monitor traffic fumes in real time to boost ULEZ network”
Olympics: Team GB to be Renamed Team LGBTQ+
Plus “all athletes will get a medal” to “avoid hurt feelings”
Company Slammed for Using Happy, White Heterosexual Couple in TV Advert
OFCOM blasts: “This severe lapse of judgement cannot ever happen again”
