“Only Seven Days to Save the NHS!” Says Health Czar Who Said Exactly the Same Thing Last Week
“Same time next week, when the NHS doesn’t close down?”
BBC: Saying ‘I’m Not Racist!’ Now Classed as Racist
Denial of racism deemed “a classic red flag” in landmark tribunal
Non-binary Patient Who Demanded a Free Penis Has It Fitted to His Forehead
Surgeon: “It just felt like the right thing to do”
Dancing the Macarena Added to Police Induction Training
“Ability to communicate with LGBTQ+ community vastly improved via the medium of dance”
Adam & Steve to Replace Adam & Eve in Updated “Gay Bible”
Three Wise Men’s gifts to include scatter cushions, moisturiser & scented candles
Sadiq Khan to Install Pollution Sensors on Every London Child
Minors to “monitor traffic fumes in real time to boost ULEZ network”
Olympics: Team GB to be Renamed Team LGBTQ+
Plus “all athletes will get a medal” to “avoid hurt feelings”
Company Slammed for Using Happy, White Heterosexual Couple in TV Advert
OFCOM blasts: “This severe lapse of judgement cannot ever happen again”
Middlesex University to be Renamed Intersex University
Chancellor: “This is a non-binary solution, for a more inclusive campus”
Feminists “Happy to Revert to Traditional Gender Roles” as WWIII Approaches
“Actually, doing the dishes suddenly has a huge appeal”