Middlesex University to be Renamed Intersex University
Chancellor: “This is a non-binary solution, for a more inclusive campus”
Feminists “Happy to Revert to Traditional Gender Roles” as WWIII Approaches
“Actually, doing the dishes suddenly has a huge appeal”
Ford Gives Classic “White Van” an LGBTQ+ Makeover
New facelift “puts the trans into Transit”
Universities That Intrinsically Hate White Men “Cannot Understand Record Low Numbers of White Men on Campus”
NSU chief: “Was it something we said?”
New Scottish Hate Crime Bill “Could Jail Every Foul-Mouthed Drunk or Junkie in Glasgow”
SNP insider: “And, to be fair, that’s most of the population”
Baywatch Repeats to Carry “White Supremacy” Trigger Warnings
OFCOM: “Blonde, blue-eyed, Aryans? All that’s missing is the goose steps!”
Office Worker Fired for Sighing: “Isn’t Every Day Trans Visibility Awareness Day?”
HR Manager: “I was only saying the quiet part out loud”
Labour to Introduce New Tax on White Men
Rachel Reeves: “It’s only fair white, privileged men pay their way!”
Now Antiques Roadshow is Racist – as Audience Slammed for Being Too White
BBC urged to draft in more “collectors of colour” to boost diversity
Study Shows “Strong Correlation” Between Happiness and Not Watching Anything on the BBC
“Avoiding news output and Gary Lineker” strongest link with contentment
