White Working Class Britons “Extinct by 2050”
Prioritised housing for asylum seekers and diversity targets means they ‘can’t afford to have children’
Shock Poll: New RNLI Boat Named “Asylum Seeker Taxi McTaxiFace”
Charity chief: “We weren’t expecting that, to be honest”
Church of England to Change Name to “Muslim Converters R Us”
Ailing flock “booming” since asylum seekers “welcomed into flock with open arms”
Miss Iran Beauty Contest Leaves Judges Flummoxed
“Contestant three has nice hands, but…”
St Paul’s Cathedral to Get a “Mosque Makeover”
Justin Welby: “Now there are more Muslims than Christians in London, this makes sense”
“Diversity Is Our Strength!” Says BBC Inclusivity Board Made Up Entirely Of BAMEs
“Refugees are welcome – but not white men!”
Asylum Seekers Sent to Glasgow Demand to Be Sent Home
Mohammed: “It’s like Kabul, but with worse weather”
Feminists Suddenly Against Equality as Government Plans Military Conscription
Gender Studies bigwig: “On reflection, the patriarchy has some good points”
Turkey Declares Britain an Unsafe Country
Erdogan: “There’s more Islamist extremism and violent crime in London than Ankara”
BBC: Black Youths With Machetes “Merely Keen Gardeners”
“We should do more to encourage these green-fingered scamps”
