Rishi Sunak Vows to Tackle Rotherham ‘Vape’ Gangs in Terrible Misunderstanding
Rishi Sunak has declared a fierce crackdown on what he perceives as a growing menace: Rotherham's...
Starmer Considers Plan to Ban Heterosexual Marriage
Labour say critics of proposals are ‘thinly disguised bigots’
UN to Award Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh Special “Medal For Peace”
Terror chief’s ‘repeated calls for Israel to stop bombing Gaza’ commended by top brass
Elon Musk’s Brain Transplant Chip ‘Last-Ditch Hope for Joe Biden’s 2024 Campaign’
In UK, Diane Abbott also ‘lodges interest’
Desperate Tories to “Release Hundreds of Great White Sharks into the Channel”
WhatsApp leak: “It’s a radical way to stop the boats”
Conscription Shocker: 50% of Londoners ‘Want to Fight for the Other Side’
A recent survey has shown that a staggering 50% of Londoners are reportedly ready to swap their...
Met introduces new ‘Friends of Palestine Division’
Huge recruitment surge among Muslims, socialists
Tories Reveal Plans to Combat Cross-Channel Migration: “We’re Going to Put Up Billboards in Calais with Pictures of Middlesbrough”
In a stroke of genius that's sure to leave would-be migrants scratching their heads, the Tories...
Government Reveals Plans to Combat Cross-Channel Migration: “We’re Making Britain So Crap, Nobody Will Want to Come”
The British government has unveiled a bold new initiative: "We're Making Britain So Crap, Nobody...
Prince Harry Running Out of Money – Announces Tell-All Book About Life with Meghan: “She Makes Me Wear a Burger King Crown in Bed”
Prince Harry has announced a tell-all book detailing the intricacies of his life with Meghan...
