Dancing On ISIS!
Shamima Begum unveiled as shock new star of ITV’s celebrity skating show
Sadiq Khan’s “Diversity is Our Strength” Tweet Wins 2023 Didn’t Happen of the Year Award
Judges: “Nothing else happened less than this. It was a clear winner”
Celebrities Sign Letter Supporting Fashionable Cause They Have Zero Understanding Of
Steve Coogan, Tilda Swinton roar: “We utterly condemn this thing we only heard about last week on Tiktok”
Waitrose To Rename Hummus As “Hamas” In Labour-Voting Seats
“We think this will be the snack of choice for the antisemites”
‘GB News Should Be Shut Down Day’ To Become National Holiday
King will give speech once a year on why GB News is bad and dangerous
Just Stop Oil Sprays Orange Paint Over EasyJet Planes – But Nobody Notices
“We might need a different coloured paint,” says JSO’s Zak Hairlip-Bore
French Nun Who Tackled Climate Protestor Becomes New Head of Met Police
“It’s time to tackle crime head on – literally”
BBC Meteorologists Investigate Whether Storm Ciarán Is Coming From Israel
BBC meteorologists have embarked on a mission to uncover the true origins of Storm Ciarán....
Oxford Dictionary Redefines “Jihad” As “A Term That Means We Just Need To Listen To Muslims More”
“It’s not about war, or anything. It’s about Muslim oppression”
Keir Starmer Plans New Pro-Terrorist Policy to Appease His Party
“In condemning Hamas, I accidentally alienated all the awful people that vote for us” – Starmer