OFCOM To Come Under BBC Control Now GB News Is Doing Really Well
Auntie insider: “It’s important we censor all voices who disagree with us”
Rishi Sunak To Ditch Net Zero Targets Until Day After Next General Election
PM: “It’s vital we stick up for the people, until we win, then I’ll bow to the WEF again”
“I’m Not A Rejoiner In Disguise!” Says Keir Starmer While Wearing An EU-Coloured Hat
Starmer: “I want to get Brexit done! Honest…”
Remainers Demand Storm Nigel Be Renamed Storm Guy Verhofstadt
“It’s simply too triggering after Brexit to hear his name!”
Putin Claims Summit With Kim Jong Un Was Merely An Innocent Trade Meeting. “Those Could Be Anybody’s Death Star Blueprints”
Russian President Vladimir Putin has insisted that his recent summit with North Korean leader Kim...
In Bold Attempt To Show He Is Equally Exciting As Trump, Biden Refocuses Campaign Around New Impeachment Enquiry: “Come On Man, I’m Cool Too!”
President Joe Biden has decided to shake things up and prove that he's just as exciting as his...
Greta Thunberg Sets Off On Maiden Voyage On Her New Super-Yacht – The ‘Marie Antoinette-Zero’
Climate change crusader Greta Thunberg embarked on her much-anticipated maiden voyage aboard her...
Jeremy Corbyn Leaves Politics Claiming He Is ‘Tired Of Antisemitism Accusations’ And Moves To A Career In Theatre. His One-Man Version Of ‘The Merchant Of Venice’ Opens Next Week
Former Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced his departure from the world of politics,...
Hollywood Writers Strike In Jeopardy As Studio Bosses Work Out How To Clumsily Crowbar LGBTQ Propaganda Into Scripts
The impending Hollywood writers strike is now hanging in the balance, as studio executives...
Woke Theresa May Wows With New Pink Haircut
Former British Prime Minister Theresa May has unveiled a bold new look that has left both her...
