Man Who Voted Leave To Get the Muslims Out Shocked To Find Out That Muslims Don’t Actually Come From Luxembourg
In a twist that could rival even the most unexpected plot twists in political history, a man who...
British Army Astonished By Lack Of Recruitment: “We Don’t Understand It – We Put Lots Of Transgenders In The Adverts And Told Everyone To Feel Bad About Their Country”
The British Army finds itself scratching its collective head as recruitment numbers continue to...
After Saturating The Fatty Snack Market, Gary Lineker To Use His Status As A Trusted Sports Star To Sell Cigars And Crack To Children
It seems that former footballer and crisp enthusiast Gary Lineker has set his sights on a new...
James O’Brien To Sponsor Range Of Wet Wipes That Fall Apart As Soon As You Open The Packet
Radio host James O'Brien is reportedly set to launch his own line of wet wipes specifically...
Carol Vorderman Speaks Out In Favour Of Immigration: “I Need More Confused Vulnerable People To Flog Dodgy Loans To”
Renowned TV personality Carol Vorderman has reportedly come out in favour of immigration, citing a...
Lionesses’ World Cup Achievements Brought Into Question After It’s Revealed They Were Playing Against Women, Which Is Much Easier
Concerns are being raised about Lionesses' World Cup achievements after an earth-shattering...
Survey: 99.9% Of #RefugeesWelcome Supporters Don’t Actually Want Refugees In Their Homes
“I’d love to, but my spare room is my WFH study,” says socialist Chez Barke
BBC Declares Every Month To Be Pride Month In Final Push To Eradicate Bigotry
“The Far Right don’t stop for 11 months of the year – and nor should we,” says Auntie spokesperson
Vegetable Farmer Furious About Retracted EU Lettuce Regulation. Insists He Voted Romaine
Local vegetable farmer Herb Greenberg finds himself in a bitter brouhaha with the European Union...
Graham Linehan Cancellation: Terrible Open Mic Comedians Line Up To Explain Why The Literal Creator Of Father Ted Should Be Cancelled
The world of comedy has seen its fair share of controversies, but the latest tempest in a teapot...
