MPs to Wear Rainbow-Coloured Stab-Proof Vests
‘Diversity is our strength, and now it will also protect our vital organs’
Labour Quietly Shelve Their Only Policy
‘We had a vague green thing, but we didn’t want to alienate any potential voters’
The Guardian: ‘Murderer’ Should Be a Protected Characteristic
The Guardian has unveiled its latest campaign to redefine protected characteristics. According to...
King’s Prostate: “Just Another Royal Pain in the A**e, Like Prince Harry”
His Majesty “upbeat” after prognosis
Centrist Dad Loudly Shares Opinion that Laurence Fox is Racist
Local centrist dad, Gary Thompson, took it upon himself to broadcast his perfectly balanced and...
BBC Considers Recruiting Candidate Who Has Never Said Anything Antisemitic on Social Media
the BBC is reportedly contemplating the radical idea of recruiting a candidate who has never...
Deranged Fake Asylum Seeker Attacks Women and Children – Andrew Tate Videos about Sports Cars to Blame
A so-called "fake asylum seeker" has reportedly gone on a rampage, attacking innocent women and...
Guardian: Acid Attacker Abdul Ezedi ‘Was Radicalised by Brexit’
“Or climate change. It was nothing to do with the endemic misogyny of Islam”
Home Office Declares Britain is “Not a Safe Country”
“The world’s most dangerous terrorists have now mostly claimed asylum in Britain”
Londoner Considers Claiming Asylum Abroad to Escape Boom in Asylum Seekers
Dave Smith: “Compared to London, Iraq looks nice this time of year”
