Claudine Gray, Formerly of Harvard, Appointed New Hamas Deputy Leader in Search for New Job
Claudine Gray, a former Harvard scholar, has been appointed as the new Hamas deputy leader. Known...
LGBTQ+ to Have an “H” Added Which Will Stand for “Hamas”
The LGBTQ+ alphabet soup is getting a new ingredient: an "H" for "Hamas." Because what's a...
Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Prince Andrew All Mysteriously Receive Wooden Train Sets as Santa’s List Gets Mixed Up with Jeffrey Epstein’s Client List
Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Prince Andrew have found themselves the unexpected recipients of...
White Actor Desperate for All This Diversity Stuff to End So He Can Get a Role in an Advert Again
“I just want to be in one advert that isn’t for domestic violence or gambling awareness”
Sadiq to Raise £500 with New “Knife Victim Tax”
People who’ve been stabbed will have to pay £30 per puncture wound, rising to £50 for major organ damage
Home Office to Review Migrant Accommodation After It’s Revealed That an Asylum Seeker Was Kept Awake by a Pea Under Several Mattresses
It has been uncovered that an asylum seeker endured a night of torment, all thanks to a...
Gary Glitter Finds Work as School Gender Counsellor to Stop People Complaining When He Talks to Children About Their Genitals or Tells Them to Keep It a Secret from Their Parents
Gary Glitter, known for his unique approach to conversations about anatomy with children, has...
COVID Receives Counselling from MC Hammer on How to Deal with Being a One Hit Wonder
“We thought the new variant would be a smash but nobody’s buying it”
Prince Harry Upset Phone Hackers Exposed His Secrets Before He Could Reveal Them in a Book He Could Sell to People
Prince Harry is reportedly furious that phone hackers have beaten him to the punch by revealing...
Trump Shocked to See Democrats Actually Try to Steal the Election and Now Worried What Other Crazy Stuff He Said Will Come True
Former President Donald Trump is reportedly flabbergasted to witness Democrats taking a page out...
