HS2: Labour MPs Suddenly Like Tory £100 Billion White Elephant Now Tories Have Axed It
Starmer: “OK, I didn’t want HS2 before. But it must be a good thing if Rishi doesn’t want it”
Kim Jong-Un Moans: “OFCOM Stole All My Ideas”
Despot: “I invented state-controlled media tyranny, but they’re getting all the credit!”
Harvard Announces New Course: “Hitler Was Right – The Wonderful History Of Antisemitism”
In a jaw-dropping twist that's sure to raise some eyebrows, Harvard University proudly introduces...
Progressive Liberal Who Calls People “Literal Nazis” Unsure What to Call Actual Nazis #Hamas
Local progressive and avid user of the term "literal Nazis," Sheila Righteous, found herself at a...
Jeremy Hunt’s Wife Spotted in “Never Kissed A Tory” T-Shirt
Mrs Hunt: “Well, he was always a Liberal Democrat in disguise”
Darren Grimes Comes Out – As A Remainer
“OK, their politics are terrible – but their berets are fabulous! That swayed it for me”
Trump Challenges Indictment Judge To Musk-Style Cage Fight “To Sort This Once And For All”
“I’ll even split the pay-per-view revenue”
As Governments Reveal Evidence Of Aliens Existing On Earth, Conspiracy Theorists Switch To Saying Aliens Aren’t Here
Governments around the world have started releasing evidence of extra-terrestrial life on Earth....
Russell Brand Wraps Himself In Epstein’s Client List To Make the Media Ignore Him
The always-controversial Russell Brand has devised a genius plan to divert media attention away...
Putin Insists His Invasion Of Ukraine Is Going “Really Well” As He Spends Day 589 In North Korea Begging For Weapons Made In The ’50s By Starving Communists
Russian President Vladimir Putin has assured the world that his ongoing invasion of Ukraine is...