Football Association to Ban ‘Right Wing’ Position for a “More Inclusive Game”
“Players With A Preference For The Opposite Of Left” preferred new term
Theresa May Named as Rishi’s Brexit Minister
“This sends out a strong and stable message – Brexit means Brexit”
“They’ll Be Back!” Now it’s the Zerminator
The Terminator “to get trans reboot”
BBC Declares Hamas a “Mostly Peaceful Terrorist Organization”
“This compromise heralds a learning moment – and shows we listened”
“We’re Gonna Need More Testicles!”
Australia Suffers Bush Tucker Shortage as Farage Continues on I’m A Celebrity
National Trust Declares Christmas “Right Wing”
Charity also adds Remembrance Sunday as a “red flag for fascists”
Rishi Sunak Changes Name to “Rishi Sunk” by Deed Poll
“After Suella’s letter, it seemed like the right thing to do”
Former Hamas Leader Named as New BBC Diversity Tsar
Auntie insider: “Reformed terrorist has turned a corner”
Gary Lineker’s Accountant Insists He Doesn’t Need to Pay Tax as He’s Not an Employee, He’s a Complex Web of Tax-Exempt Legal Entities Based in the Cayman Islands
Gary Lineker's accountant is making headlines by boldly asserting that Lineker himself is not a...
Striking GB News Contributors Quietly Back Down After Ratings Increase
Hapless right-winger: “I thought the channel would close, and now I can’t pay my bills”
